Happy Cow Milk Vodka

Name: Happy Cow Milk Vodka
Brand: Happy Cow Vodka
Price: 29.99 USD
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Happy Cow Vodka

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Discover America's Smoothest Vodka – Happy Cow Vodka
Crafted from the whey of milk sourced from pasture-raised cows in the American West, Happy Cow Vodka offers a bold new take on a timeless spirit. Unlike grain or potato vodkas, this milk-based vodka delivers a uniquely smooth and velvety mouthfeel with a clean, silky finish—completely lactose-free.

Distilled by a veteran-owned operation committed to sustainable ranching and high-quality craftsmanship, Happy Cow Vodka is proudly American-made. Each bottle is a tribute to tradition and innovation, perfect for everything from cocktails to sipping neat.

Key Features:

Distilled from milk whey – naturally lactose-free
40% ABV (80 proof)
Made in the American West
Veteran-owned and operated
Sustainable and animal-conscious sourcing

Tasting Notes:
Smooth and creamy texture with a gentle sweetness. Clean on the palate with a light finish—an elegant and refreshing take on vodka.

How to Enjoy:

Neat or “Bareback” for a pure experience
Mixed in an Espresso Martini or Bloody Mary
Over ice with soda or tonic and a citrus twist

Learn More:
For more about the brand, story, and distillation process, visit Happy Cow Vodka’s official website.

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